Top Ten Saying That will Piss a Peacock Off
10. Fancy feathers or not I'm sure he'd taste just like
9.I wonder if you hold his beak together if he'd stop making that awful noise.
8. He's just a fancy turkey.
7. That's a MALE bird! He looks so gay!
6. "Hey, I caught him!"
5. He won't miss just one tail feather.
4. If he wasn't nice they would have him in a cage.
3. Damn, that one looks big enough to ride!
2. He has no teeth or claws how dangerous can he be.
And the number one saying that will Piss a Peacock Off is...
1. I don't think that peacocks are carnivores.
By: Jennifer B.