Top Ten Good Things About Back Hair

10. Back Dreds are coming into style.

9. You won't be as cold in the Winter.

8. This Look Works for Teddy Bears.

7. It's a Natural SunBlock.

6. Keeps you from Sticking to the Hot Car Seat.

5. The Tank Top Attire would not be complete without it.

4. Proof of Evolution.

3. Chewbacca Turned some Women on.

2.More Likely to survive a Bear Attack, because they'll mistake you for one of their own.

And the #1 Good thing about Back Hair....

You can do the "Comb Up and Over" when your hair thins on Top.