Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn't Come Into Michelle's Apartment
You must first pass a physical to prove that
you can jump over objects.
9. If you come in, you might want to sit down and that
8. I'm saving your life; in case of a fire you're a goner.
7. If you come in, I may not be able to find you.
6. My lesson plans are written in the dust and you
may disturb them.
5. It looks like chaos to you, but I know where
4. The Fire Marshal won't allow visitors. No exits.
3. If you step on my school stuff, I might have
to hurt you.
2. Just when you get used to the "maze" she moves
things to keep you guessing.
And the number 1 reason not to go into Michelle's apartment is:
She doesn't want to tarnish the "perfect image" that you have of her.
Written by Jennifer B.