TOP FIFTEEN THINGS THAT ANNOY MICHELLE


15. Being assertive and making decisions.

14. Not being assertive and NOT making decisions.

13. Talking too much. 

12. NOT talking.

11. Not seeing that she is right at all times.

10. Chewing ice. 

9. Chewing more then one piece of gum at a time.

8. Sharing any knowledge that she finds useless. 
        (Ex. My movie and T.V. knowledge)

7. Any body parts popping uncontrollably.

6. Repeating stories more then once. 
    (Tell her to shut up and listen to it again.)

5. Smart people.

4. Stupid people.

3. People who insist on talking to her when she doesn't care.

2. People in general.

And the #1 way to annoy Michelle is 

1. Breathing

 

Written By: Jennifer B.